Assume that you have access to every card in the game. This should give you complete access to every card and ability except perhaps ones that require your opponent to do something …

What happens if you control two copies of Farewell to Arms? [[Farewell to Arms]]

I would imagine it would be a card from the unglued/unhinged sets, but the competition is open to all cards. (One card per answer please, to allow voting)

It can be humorous, unlucky, or just plain stupid.

The card seems to lack a point in limited. If you're already playing [[[Knight of the Reliquary]]] it's not bad, but the card's not in the edition. Any ideas? I'd guess R&D wa …

Any ideas or rumors when the continuation of Unglued and Unhinged will be?

Currently the leader in the funniest card in Magic question, I have a rules question on cheetyface, as much as there are rules regarding the "un" sets - Is it 'legal' to conceal Ch …

It's gained through very low activity on a question. You can either help this one along by ignoring it for a week or you can prevent it from getting the badge, take your pick. The …

(Same if Pacifism is slapped onto a creature somehow during an attack, I guess) [[Togglodyte]]